An Accumulation of Life

I wish I knew how to describe myself, but each day I wake up hoping to be someone new.

yeahmicah:

hellobrittanyyruth:

danimotown:

yeahmicah:

Everyone in the world is married, graduating, engaged, having their first child, buying their first home, travelling the world and I’m sitting here wondering what to watch next on Netflix.

The accuracy hurts.

I am graduating, and trying to find a good show to marathon on Netflix. Follow your dreams.

This was just a personal post. I wasn’t really expecting it to get notes.

Wow.

And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via madgay)

(Source: emilys-nostalgia, via emmablackery)

‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

(Source: bluedogeyes, via dutchster)

tyleroakley:

sixpenceee:

mudcrabmassacre:

sixpenceee:

lukes-furry-asylum:

sixpenceee:

Can you find the hidden mother?

In the 1800s it was very common for mothers to be covered in fabric during children’s portraits to hold the children and keep them comforted.

That’s kindof adorable<3

I’ve recently been informed that half of these children are DEAD

holy shit

let’s play “try to spot which ones are dead”

1st one, 6th one and the last one, I’m going to hell 

DEAD BABIES ON MY DASH NO

ifollowbadblogs asked: troyE HOW DO I KISS A BOy???????


Answer:

troyesivan:

  • lippy lippy v soft
  • kiss kiss
  • open Opening
  • tonguey tong 
  • lick lick y um
  • mwa!!!
  • nibb-nibble
  • mwa x2
  • (boom ba doom bang!!!!)

pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD, GODDAMMIT!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

(via nickelbackstreetboyz2menatwork)

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